My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Zip Hoodie
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Zip HoodieMy Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Zip Hoodie

Illuminaughty Merch Store

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$66.25

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A humorous unisex hoodie made from eco-friendly recycled fabric, offering comfort and style for everyday wear.

Why it's weird

Eco-friendly hoodie with a cheeky twist, featuring recycled materials and a unique moon patch detail.

Features

  • Eco-friendly recycled polyester fabric: Reduces environmental impact while providing softness
  • Double-lined hood and self-fabric collar and cuffs: Ensures extra warmth and durability
  • Premium zipper and metal details: Offers a secure, stylish closure
  • Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders: Provides comfort for all body types
  • Hidden moon patch inside back: Adds a playful, subtle detail

Specs

Material
95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
Certifications
GRS Global Recycled Standard, OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Closure
Zipper with metal details
Lining
Brushed fleece inside, double-lined hood
Collar and Cuffs
Self-fabric
Sizes
2XL to 5XL

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